A farmer couldn\u2019t stop bragging about his prize bull.<\/p>\n
\u201cPeople drive from miles away,\u201d he told his neighbor proudly. \u201cEvery cow owner wants my bull. I charge good money, and he never disappoints!\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat impressive, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAbsolutely,\u201d the farmer said. \u201cHe\u2019s got a full schedule today\u2014five different farms!\u201d<\/p>\n
Curious, the neighbor walked over to the field and leaned on the fence.<\/p>\n
The bull was lying in the grass, not moving at all.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey!\u201d the neighbor called out.<\/p>\n
The bull slowly lifted his head.<\/p>\n
The neighbor looked back at the farmer.<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you sure this is the same bull you were bragging about?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer nodded proudly.<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut he\u2019s been lying there for ten minutes!\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust wait.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bull suddenly stood up, stretched, walked over to the first cow, did his job, and then calmly returned to the grass.<\/p>\n
The neighbor’s eyes widened.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow!\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer grinned.<\/p>\n
\u201cTold you.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, the bull got up again, walked over to another cow, and repeated the performance.<\/p>\n
The neighbor shook his head in disbelief.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat is one incredible bull!\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer puffed out his chest.<\/p>\n
\u201cI told you he never disappoints.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then the neighbor asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cDoes he always have this much energy?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cOnly when he’s working.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor laughed.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I wish I had that kind of motivation.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer nodded thoughtfully.<\/p>\n
\u201cActually, you might.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHow?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTry telling your wife you\u2019re coming home from work five farms away.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
Just then, the bull suddenly looked toward the farmer’s wife, who was walking across the field.<\/p>\n
He immediately jumped to his feet and started running toward her.<\/p>\n
The farmer froze.<\/p>\n
The neighbor stared.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat’s he doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, no\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat bull has never done that before.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bull stopped in front of the farmer’s wife, stared at her, and let out a loud moo.<\/p>\n
She looked at her husband and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cYour bull wants something.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer swallowed.<\/p>\n
\u201cApparently.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor grinned.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat does he want?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer looked at the bull, then at his wife.<\/p>\n
\u201cI think he wants a raise.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor laughed so hard he nearly fell over.<\/p>\n
The farmer shook his head.<\/p>\n
\u201cFive farms in one day\u2026 and now he thinks he deserves a bonus.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor wiped his eyes.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, after that performance, I’d say he earned it!\u201d<\/p>\n
And the farmer finally admitted:<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe I should stop bragging about my bull. He\u2019s starting to negotiate his own salary.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A farmer couldn\u2019t stop bragging about his prize bull. \u201cPeople drive from miles away,\u201d he told his neighbor proudly. \u201cEvery cow owner wants my bull. I charge good money, and … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=184958"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":184959,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184958\/revisions\/184959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=184958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=184958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=184958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}