An 80-year-old man marries a 25-year-old woman.<\/p>\n
After their wedding night, the old man walks down to the hotel breakfast buffet looking energized, whistling a tune, and remarkably refreshed.<\/p>\n
His best man, who is also in his 80s, pulls him aside and whispers,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy God, Arthur! You’re 80 years old. How on earth did you handle a bride that young all night? Weren’t you worried about your heart?\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur smiles and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I was worried about my heart.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend looks concerned.<\/p>\n
\u201cThen what did you do?\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur takes a sip of coffee and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cI followed the advice my doctor gave me years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat advice?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTake it slow, don’t overdo anything, and stop immediately if you feel tired.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend nods.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat makes sense.\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur grins.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo I followed his advice.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cExactly!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI went to sleep at 9:30.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend stares at him.<\/p>\n
\u201cWait\u2026 that’s it?\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur smiles.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat’s it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut what about your young bride?\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur points toward the breakfast buffet.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe stayed up until midnight watching movies.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend bursts out laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo you didn’t do anything?\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur shrugs.<\/p>\n
\u201cI did exactly what an 80-year-old man should do.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGet eight hours of sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur takes another sip of coffee.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat’s how you wake up feeling twenty-five.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend shakes his head.<\/p>\n
\u201cArthur, you had me worried for nothing!\u201d<\/p>\n
Arthur smiles.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy friend, at our age, the most dangerous thing after midnight\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
He pauses dramatically.<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026is getting up to use the bathroom.\u201d<\/p>\n
The two old men burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
And Arthur walked away whistling,<\/p>\n
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