A priest took a beautiful woman into his bedroom.<\/p>\n
He put a Bible on the bed and asked her to lie down.<\/p>\n
When the priest tried to kiss her, the woman jumped up and shouted,<\/p>\n
\u201cFather, what are you doing?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest quickly stepped back and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cI’m testing your faith!\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman stared at him.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy faith?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d he replied nervously. \u201cThe Bible says we must resist temptation.\u201d<\/p>\n
She picked up the Bible and opened it.<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why did you put this on the bed?\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo we’d have something holy nearby.\u201d<\/p>\n
She shook her head.<\/p>\n
\u201cFather, I think you’re the one who needs to read it.\u201d<\/p>\n
She pointed to a passage.<\/p>\n
\u201cThou shalt not covet.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n The priest’s face turned red.<\/p>\n Then she pointed to another line.<\/p>\n \u201cLead us not into temptation.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n The priest sighed.<\/p>\n \u201cYou’re making a very good point.\u201d<\/p>\n She smiled.<\/p>\n \u201cGood.\u201d<\/p>\n She picked up her handbag and walked toward the door.<\/p>\n The priest called after her,<\/p>\n \u201cWait!\u201d<\/p>\n She turned around.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n He pointed at the Bible.<\/p>\n \u201cYou forgot your book.\u201d<\/p>\n She laughed.<\/p>\n \u201cKeep it, Father.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBecause clearly, you need it more than I do.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n And she walked away, leaving the priest staring at the Bible in silence.<\/p>\n Sometimes the person you think needs a lesson\u2026<\/p>\n ends up teaching you one instead. \ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A priest took a beautiful woman into his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked her to lie down. When the priest tried to kiss her, the … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=184994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":184995,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184994\/revisions\/184995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=184994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=184994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/readfullstory168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=184994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}